March 31, 2007

Thank you Cheesus

Do you have any weird habits? I have one in particular I want to share with you. (But you guessed that from the opening sententence, right?)
When I'm done placing slices of delicious cheese on my sandwich I very often plane off another slice for scarfing (I'm Norwegian, so my slices are made with a cheese plane), and then hum/sing "Thank you, Cheesus! Thank you, Cheesus!" in a gospel chant kind of way, upper body motions included.

Mmmm, cheese.

Posted by: retroflex at 08:32 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1

Don't like cheese planes.  Soft cheeses don't work well with them.  I prefer teeth.

Posted by: McGurk at April 12, 2007 06:04 PM (Ri74D)

2 They're not supposed to be used with soft cheeses. Next you'll say you don't like phillips screwdrivers because all your screws are torx.

Posted by: retroflex at April 13, 2007 08:45 AM (/5xrz)

3

As one who's actually, out of necessity, used phillips head screwdrivers on torx screws, I believe that tools with limitations are crap. 

Look at that phillips screwdriver, for example.  It's also a pry bar, a tack driver, a staple remover; can handle flathead screws, torx, square drive, pozidriv, hexagonal; it can be used as a paint stirrer, an awl, a pilot hole starter, a sex toy, etc...  I could go on.

A "cheese plane" isn't even a friggin' cheese plane.  its a HARD cheese plane.  Imagine a phillips head screwdriver that only worked with countersunk screws.  That'd be stupid.  Just like "cheese planes". 

Posted by: McGurk at April 13, 2007 02:20 PM (Ri74D)

4 I guess the weirdest habit I have is, I almost never eat everything on my plate.  I don't know why I do this, it's obviously a waste of food but I just can't seem to eat that last little bite.  -

Posted by: scarlet_35 at July 02, 2007 05:07 PM (KqABb)

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